Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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