You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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