I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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