When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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