I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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