I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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