time to smoke my breakfast
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
my liver is dry heaving
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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