I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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