Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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