So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Randomize