Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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