glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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