Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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