The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
im holly from the hills drunk
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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