but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
