I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
