Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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