i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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