How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
