we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Watching her eat just hurts me
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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