How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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