normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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