That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
third nipple confirmed
so much tequila, so little girl.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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