genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
love makes seman taste better
Farmville is her only friend.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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