Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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