i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she smelled like a LAN party
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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