that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Randomize
