What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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