She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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