first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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