Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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