if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The Olympian is in my bed
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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