i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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