I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm always down for nudity.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
