I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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