I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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