i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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