i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I have feelings that need drinking.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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