So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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