she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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