But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
literally had 100 drinks last night.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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