So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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