i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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