two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
