Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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