You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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