my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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