He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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