I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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