Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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