Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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