just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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