I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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